Behold the Wicked Witch of the SouthEast: Curlintina! The Chaotic Good Gothic Trickster with a heart of gold!

He, like his cousins, the Wicked Witches of the West and East (may they rest in no peace at all, more like Wicked Bitches, haha), was born in OZ along with his sisters, Dalma, Wacky Witch of the NorthEast, Alphema, Timid Witch of the NorthWest, and Shooyicky, Intellectual Witch of the SouthWest. Growing up with sister, of course, made him break every masculine stereotype you could think of. But I digress.

By age 12, they all decided “You know what, we should leave OZ, and start our own business together and sell a product that could actually help people, instead of whatever shenanigans our cousins are up to to serve their own self interest.” Curlintina, like his sisters, agreed, and as soon as they all graduated from Emerald University, moved to the Land of XI, which in some ways is like OZ, but with a more 60’s America feel to it. Their they started the company we all know today as Every Witch Way, and their at the time impeccable product: the Directory Potion, a brew that gives everyone who drinks it a perfect sense of direction. With, of course, the only side effect being you can only go backwards.

Eventually some Farmer made of Aluminum Foil invented the compass, eventually forcing Every Witch Way to go bankrupt, forcing the siblings to find other careers.

While the sisters found successful careers in Fruit Basket Engineers, Curlintina resorted to Ebegging as an online model, posting endless selfies, making only a meekly $50 a month. It’s quite sad.

Happy (late) Halloween, Kiddies!!!